- I was in the breakroom at work this morning, and a new employee came in. He greeted me with the biggest smile that I have ever seen, and it just broke my heart a little that he was so happy to be here, so early in the morning. He had huge glasses (they always break my heart, I don’t know why) and was wearing a sweater vest. After I basked in the smile, he turned away and I noticed a tuft of hair sticking up off his otherwise perfectly flattened down hair. I had to resist the urge to smooth it down.
- There was a bat in the hallway. A real, flying bat! I was trying to see what the commotion was when all of a sudden it flew right by me, and I am ashamed to say that I screeched and ran down the hall- NOT in the opposite direction of the bat, but towards it. Thankfully, there were about twelve other women running in the same direction, and the bat got confused and ran into the wall. Our friendly maintenance man shooed it into a paper bag.
- This morning, AJ was reaching out to get something off the coffee table, and he underestimated the distance between where he was standing and where the table actually was, and he fell right over onto his face. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. It wasn’t a good way to start his day, but I looooove to start my day with a good laugh. Thanks AJ.
- Everyone at work is calling me “BallWasher” or BW for short, because I told them that when AJ was in jail, he had to get showered off and a man held up his package to spray underneath. Apparently everyone here thinks this should be my permanent job.
Tidbits
January 31, 2007 at 4:29 pm (Uncategorized)
